Dear Baby Girl

Dear child,

You cannot escape. Especially not out of my belly button. Please, stop pushing! It's cute for a second, but then it starts to hurt! Your little feet and legs are boney!

Love,
Mama

Baby girl seems to be quite a bit more active than Joseph was... not sure how that's going to bode for life "outside"!

Also, WTF is up with my underwear. They cut into my bump and it's so very uncomfortable. Same with my pants (maternity). I don't remember this with Joseph, either.

I think I'm going to have to start wearing more dresses. This will still require some sort of underwear solution. Sigh. I always wondered why women needed special "maternity" underwear. I assume this is it.