I was so naive.

I thought that I had seen a "blowout" before. Nothing Joseph has thrown at me has come close to today. It was a perfect storm of pricey organic clothing, beautiful hand-knit wool soaker, and laundry day having been yesterday that caused it, I'm sure.

There was poo in his armpits.

Am I joking? Exaggerating? No, sadly, I am not.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

It's a really good thing he's so cute!