The Trifecta of Yuck

This morning, I gave Joseph a bath.

All bundled in the towel, he peed right through it, and all over me.

Then he had explosive poo which got all over him, his clothes, and all over me.

Next he nursed good and long, then puked down his (2nd) outfit, the rocker, and all over me.

The trifecta of yuck - all over me.