Gravity is a Bummer

I know everyone who reads this and is older is going to roll their eyes at me, but seriously! Last night in the shower, I realized that my nipples point down now. That is a serious bummer. The downside of fantastically sized breasts, I suppose... and it was inevitable.

First my butt goes flat and droopy, and now the girls are hanging low. At least now I won't be fooled into thinking that breastfeeding is the culprit!

(Sorry to the men/dads who may be reading this.)